You might be a troll if...

[Dim Bulb]

1. You respond to nearly any topic with a point you've made five thousand times previously.
2. You edit your posts a lot to more vociferously make a point you've made five thousand times previously.
3. You believe yourself to be a model of objectivity and rectitude.

I'm sure there are more...

[Snakebitten]

You created a post for this? Hopefully, this has more success than those Street Ball posts. Ouch, they were embarrassing.

[CbEagle]

1. You respond to nearly any topic with a point you've made five thousand times previously.
2. You edit your posts a lot to more vociferously make a point you've made five thousand times previously.
3. You believe yourself to be a model of objectivity and rectitude.

I'm sure there are more...

Is that the same as when the needle got stuck in a record groove and played the same bit over and over like a ...........Broken Record? If so we already have a winner!

[Snakebitten]

Well, you got one response from the Circle Jerk. I guess that's better than your other posts. I'll bump this back up top so you can hopefully get more folks to respond. Let's be real, that is the only reason you post nonsense like this. It's not like you're bringing anything else to the table.

[slag]

I'm thinking that you forgot this:

4. You subscribe to a train of thought that I do not, and are exempt if I agree with you

[Dim Bulb]

I'm thinking that you forgot this:

4. You subscribe to a train of thought that I do not, and are exempt if I agree with you

slag for the W! Snake gave me this idea too:

5. You post repeatedly about how cool you are and how lame I am even in threads you deride.

[Snakebitten]

6. If you're using words like 'rectitude' and 'deride' in a post, we don't have to point out how lame you are. You did it for us.

[Snakebitten]

Holy shit. I just realized you're the guy who called me out for having two little dots over the "i" in "naive" and thought 'street ball' was racist. I lost track. Yikes! You're a nerd AND a racist. No wonder I'm causing you to create posts about me. Now it makes sense. You may want to let this post drop down the board, chief.

[Dim Bulb]

7. You don't realize when someone is posting primarily to amuse themselves.

[Snakebitten]

Sure you are. Man, this is awkward. Just let this post drop, dummy.

[Dim Bulb]

Sure you are. Man, this is awkward. Just let this post drop, dummy.

Okay. Uncle. You win. I am well rebuked and recognize you as an alpha and me as an epsilon minus semi moron. Good enough for peace? PS I actually agree with you on Wentz, fwiw. I truly don't know which of these two QBs is better in the long run.

btw it's "dimmy" not "dummy" but I'll answer to either.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

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[DEERSPINE GUY]

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[DEERSPINE GUY]

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