Screenplay Idea for Jeff Lurie

[Dim Bulb]

I watched VI Warshkowski and although it was just really excellent and everything, it made me think you might fund the following pitch:

"Silence of the Clams." The daughter of a clamdigger from the Jersey flats joins the FBI and hunts a serial boiler who steams clams up and down the Jersey Shore. Violence, mature themes, hot melted butter.

Please send me a million dollars and I'll write it for you.

[Loki]

If we’re talking about IG here, don’t forget about the Russian strippers.

[CbEagle]

Got to fit in the chinese resbians somehow even as a subplot

[Cheesesteak]

I'm down for something with a more historical slant like, say, "The Last of the Aramingos"

[DEERSPINE GUY]

HOW BOUT AN INSTRUCTIONAL.....

HOW TO RUIN A SUPER BOWL WINNING FRANCHISE IN LESS THEN 3 YEARS.

[Dim Bulb]

HOW BOUT AN INSTRUCTIONAL.....

HOW TO RUIN A SUPER BOWL WINNING FRANCHISE IN LESS THEN 3 YEARS.

Seen that one. Wasn't it "Apocalypse Howie?" Or Nowie?

[Wolfpack]

Geez. Can’t believe y’all are joking at a time like this. The Vet is burning.

[Dim Bulb]

Geez. Can’t believe y’all are joking at a time like this. The Vet is burning.

[BigSlizz]

I watched VI Warshkowski and although it was just really excellent and everything, it made me think you might fund the following pitch:

"Silence of the Clams." The daughter of a clamdigger from the Jersey flats joins the FBI and hunts a serial boiler who steams clams up and down the Jersey Shore. Violence, mature themes, hot melted butter.

Please send me a million dollars and I'll write it for you.

I was expecting this to go: "Piper moves to Santa Cruz, California to go to the Institute of Art...."

[Dim Bulb]

I was expecting this to go: "Piper moves to Santa Cruz, California to go to the Institute of Art...."

Ten Inch Hero II. Piper's kid interns with Jeff Lurie and is given role picking draft picks in next year's draft. It ends badly. She drafts Jensen Ackles and Jeremy Bloom.

[McCarthy12]

I watched VI Warshkowski and although it was just really excellent and everything, it made me think you might fund the following pitch:

"Silence of the Clams." The daughter of a clamdigger from the Jersey flats joins the FBI and hunts a serial boiler who steams clams up and down the Jersey Shore. Violence, mature themes, hot melted butter.

Please send me a million dollars and I'll write it for you.

Sequel: Birth of a Crustacean
Following his release from prison, the boiler returns to terrorize the Jersey Shore with his new secret society, the Cu Clux Clam, forcing the FBI to spring back into action.

[RSE]

“The Birds”. Featuring Jeffrey Lurie as Rod Taylor, the simp; Christina Lurie as Suzanne Pleshette, the jilted ex; and starring Howie Roseman as Tippi Hendren, the entitled brat who causes hell to be rained down upon the franchise.

[Wolfpack]

“Miracle”. Howie trades Wentz and a pick to be named later to Houston for Watson. Eagle fans never doubt Howie again.