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OFFENSE
C -- Steve Everett. Lazy bum. Cut by Eagles, signed by Rams, broke Kurt Warner’s finger on a late snap.
G -- Bobbie Williams. Useless for three seasons. Capable guard for Cincinnati for eight seasons.
G -- Danny Watkins. First name on the offense team list.
T -- Steve Wallace. Big name signed from SF to play LT. Cut in training camp. Went back to SF and took back his starting spot there.
T -- Demetrius Bell. Big name signed for big money to play LT. Like Wallace a bust.
TE -- LJ Smith. Stunk of Rutgers. Look like Tarzan play like Jane.
WR -- Freddie Mitchell. At a stacked position, have to go with the bum the haberdasher drafted over Reggie Wayne, the good Steve Smith, Chad Ochocinco, and Chris Chambers.
WR -- Mike Wallace. Jagoff level - A bad burrito nightmare.
WR -- Josh Huff. Chump cut DJax and then drafted this Oregon bum.
QB -- Wentz.
RB -- DeMarco Murray. Never sign a Cowpuke.
DEFENSE
DE -- Jason Babin. Congestion on Highway 93.
DT -- Broderick Bunkley. The Eagles have actually done fairly well at DT. Bunkley gets it for being an underachieving first round pick.
DT -- Trevor Laws. Wasted a 2nd on this bum.
DE -- Victor Abiamiri. Wasted a 2nd on this bum.
LB -- Quinton Caver. Wasted a 2nd on this bum.
LB -- Mark Simoneau. The hardest working player on this squad. But he’s the poster boy for how the Eagles’ inept personnel decisions at LB probably cost them a Super Bowl.
LB -- Mucus Smith. First name on the defense team list.
CB -- Nnamdi Asamohga. Fuck you very much FF.
CB -- Byron Maxwell. Fuck you very much Chump.
S -- Jaiquawn Jarrett. Early evidence of HowLo’s college personnel evaluation aptitude.
S -- Blaine Bishop. His name speaks for itself.
C -- Steve Everett. Lazy bum. Cut by Eagles, signed by Rams, broke Kurt Warner’s finger on a late snap.
G -- Bobbie Williams. Useless for three seasons. Capable guard for Cincinnati for eight seasons.
G -- Danny Watkins. First name on the offense team list.
T -- Steve Wallace. Big name signed from SF to play LT. Cut in training camp. Went back to SF and took back his starting spot there.
T -- Demetrius Bell. Big name signed for big money to play LT. Like Wallace a bust.
TE -- LJ Smith. Stunk of Rutgers. Look like Tarzan play like Jane.
WR -- Freddie Mitchell. At a stacked position, have to go with the bum the haberdasher drafted over Reggie Wayne, the good Steve Smith, Chad Ochocinco, and Chris Chambers.
WR -- Mike Wallace. Jagoff level - A bad burrito nightmare.
WR -- Josh Huff. Chump cut DJax and then drafted this Oregon bum.
QB -- Wentz.
RB -- DeMarco Murray. Never sign a Cowpuke.
DEFENSE
DE -- Jason Babin. Congestion on Highway 93.
DT -- Broderick Bunkley. The Eagles have actually done fairly well at DT. Bunkley gets it for being an underachieving first round pick.
DT -- Trevor Laws. Wasted a 2nd on this bum.
DE -- Victor Abiamiri. Wasted a 2nd on this bum.
LB -- Quinton Caver. Wasted a 2nd on this bum.
LB -- Mark Simoneau. The hardest working player on this squad. But he’s the poster boy for how the Eagles’ inept personnel decisions at LB probably cost them a Super Bowl.
LB -- Mucus Smith. First name on the defense team list.
CB -- Nnamdi Asamohga. Fuck you very much FF.
CB -- Byron Maxwell. Fuck you very much Chump.
S -- Jaiquawn Jarrett. Early evidence of HowLo’s college personnel evaluation aptitude.
S -- Blaine Bishop. His name speaks for itself.
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