Who the hell is CBGB?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Riccardo any clue?

[IronEagle]

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco

[The Duck]

Riccardo any clue?

While you're dicking around on the internet, your Sandals resort could be getting sacked by a hoard of cannibal warlord swingers. Keep your head on a swivel.

[The Duck]

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco

This ain't no Mudd Club. Or CJGJ.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

While you're dicking around on the internet, your Sandals resort could be getting sacked by a hoard of cannibal warlord swingers. Keep your head on a swivel.

So check it: Ya know how these people on vacation are always trying to engage you and ask you where you’re from and shit like that? So anytime they do that my wife and I say they’re swingers trying to get us in bed! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[The Duck]

So check it: Ya know how these people on vacation are always trying to engage you and ask you where you’re from and shit like that? So anytime they do that my wife and I say they’re swingers trying to get us in bed! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

There's a town out here called Anthem, AZ. Rumor was, if there was a purple painted rock visible outside a house in Anthem, that meant they were inside waiting for you and your wife to just walk in, climb into their bed, and commence plowing. You'd think they would do some type of screening, maybe have them leave a picture under the Live-Laugh-Love doormat... but no. Just a purple painted rock and it was game on, no questions asked.

[Drama Queen]

So check it: Ya know how these people on vacation are always trying to engage you and ask you where you’re from and shit like that? So anytime they do that my wife and I say they’re swingers trying to get us in bed! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit?
Heard about Pittsburgh, PA?

[RSE]

So check it: Ya know how these people on vacation are always trying to engage you and ask you where you’re from and shit like that? So anytime they do that my wife and I say they’re swingers trying to get us in bed! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

There was a German couple who were at our resort for a few years. We spent a fair amount of time with them as they were interesting people and their daughter became fast friends with ours. The wife (who sunbathed topless) confided in my wife that they were having marital issues. I thought they might angling for some swinging action. Germans after all.

[BirdBrawn]

I got some groceries, some peanut butter

[The Duck]

Thematically, there's a lot going on in this thread.