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Here's my favorite review I found on the back page
I was extremely excited to try this beer based on the raving reviews I've read from fags that probably prefer wine. However, I was pretty disappointed.
A: Right off the bat I found this to be a rather unappealing beer to look at. Even the fuckin name starts with "La" which in French stands for something feminine. And yes, this beer looks gayer than Riccardo swinging from monkey bars in his birthday suit. I poured it from the bottle into a pint glass. It was a pale gold color with a very murky tint like urine with a splash of chlamydia. The head was massive - about four fingers. Which is ok for a triple I suppose but it was a damn thumb away from a fister, which I like to call- the 3I's momma's head!
S: The aroma didn't impress me much either. I had a hard time distinguishing the scents I was picking up. It was a sour smell. Like old fruit or the smell of IG's socks after a run on the beach with those gay addidas shoes he showed us a few years ago. You know, the fruity colored one's that say, "I'm so fuckin' gay and available right now. Call me."
T: It definitely tasted better than it looked and smelled, but it wasn't great. I picked up some fruity notes followed by some spicy undertones and a boat load of mayo. A little hop bite at the end, but balanced with the malt. Definitely couldn't tell it was 9% abv. Alcohol is hidden well like an Aramingo at a tailgayte. It got better as it warmed, but still didnt wow me like 3I's mom's beaver running lose at a tailgayte.
M: Full-bodied, high carbonation. Almost champagne-like.
O: Not a great beer in my opinion. Drinkable, but not great. For me, it was just ok. Probably won't buy it again, but if I did, I wouldn't care if stole it from a car at a tailgayte, even if my intentions were to share it and also keep it.
Serving type: bottle, but would love to try it as a ass crack shot from 3I's momma.
500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.
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