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Way to take me making sure my kids know what to do in case of emergency into "running drills" and a race issue. Stay classy brah.
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Haha, speaking of which. When we lived at the place where the package went missing, some black dude walked in the front door with a bag of McDonald's (thinking he was at our neighbor's apartment). The look on his face was priceless once the dogs started going off. I thought he was going to shit himself."If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermikeComment
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The way you like to play the odds, you should put your entire paycheck into lottery tickets each week. I mean, there's a chance you'll win regardless of the greater risk.Originally posted by D Leff View Post--
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your kid is 80% more likely to be shot because you have a gun in the house. I bet that gun makes you feel so safe!WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)Comment
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I'm glad I was able to restart the agenda machine for you guys, have at it. You should organize a rally with Terp. Protect us from ourselves, plllleaaaaaaaaaasseeee!!!!!Comment
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You're also 100 percent more likely to be able to shoot Diggle when he snaps his cap, decides he's had enough sauteed spinach, and breaks into your house to kill you for a fucking Ring Ding.Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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When I saw this thread last night, I knew it was gonna blow up. I need Ref's take on this.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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"I don't know much about cards, but this fo-five beats a full house."500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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not if its locked up
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Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
I keepz a crossbow underneath my bed, arrows in my underwear drawer, chinese stars are hidden underneath the plant in the living room and a throwing ax behind the family portrait. Fuck a gun.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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I don't mind nerd. It beats paranoid, delusional, John Wayne hero-complex, gold buying, small penis having gun nut.Originally posted by D Leff View Post
Cowboys last SB win is old enough to drink beerComment
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Haha, you mad bro? Nerd.Comment
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Guns are locked, but these are handy
My grandpa was a sheriff in Milwaukee when I was growing up and I got his lead-filled night stick and this tool for controlling perps.
Police called it a "come along"
Once its on your wrist, you'll do anything I ask of you - the pain is excruciating as it hits the nerve bundle next to the bone in your wrist. You can completely control another human with two fingers. Not the fastest in an emergency but if somebody is punching you its plausible to grab a wrist
I think they might be illegal now...maybe not
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