How many fucking times to I have to tell

[slag]

my sister in law to stop buying me horseshit like door stops that double as putting practice holes and Sylvester the Cat golf figurines?

PRO V fuckin' I, dammit!!!

[DEERSPINE GUY]

CAUSE IT'S EASY AND TAKES NO THOUGHT. THEY TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. PERIOD.

I ALWAYS SAY DON'T BUY ME ANYTHING. MAKES IT EASY.

[Greenstealth]

I got some toilet golf game from separate people two years in a row

[91EaglesD]

my sister in law to stop buying me horseshit like door stops that double as putting practice holes and Sylvester the Cat golf figurines?

PRO V fuckin' I, dammit!!!

I'm not good enough to play with that ball.

It just amplifies my errors. I love the Bridgestone 6's.

I'm in the 14-17 handicap range so not proV level

[slag]

14's pretty fuckin good ... you can play with a pro v.

I actually like the Bridgestone B330 a lot.

[nor'easter]

14 wld be a Christmas miracle for me. Use the Pro V!

[91EaglesD]

They love finding hazards and encourage my snaphook!

[slag]

I think the statement that you don't get the full effect unless your swing is over 105 with pro V is probably true, but the suggestion that they fuck up shots for not low handicappers is bullshit IMO.

I once hit a variety of balls on a simulator that measured spin ... the pro V I had the lowest of all the balls I hit.

Which means it reduces the effect of a bad shot the best.

You may not need to spend that much for a ball that works fine if you're not a really low handicapper, but a pro V won't hurt and they feel good off the putter.

And if it's a gift ... why not?

[91EaglesD]

You raise a good point. It's probably more mental than anything else

"This is a good ball let's try to hold onto it for at least the turn"

Splash..

[Ellsworth]

My mother in law gave me 3 random golf balls that were hit into her yard. No lie. One has somebody else's initials in it.

She also asked if I would euthanize her 19 year old mutt for her tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be picking up the tab for that. I hate that dog but actually feel sorry for it. Should have been put down 2 years ago.

Time for some bourbon laced egg nog

[slag]

And ... they're way the hell better than a door stop that doubles as a putting target.

Fuck me ... some of the shit they sell so people who don't play golf will buy them as gifts is so fucking stupid.

[slag]

Tell her to just leave the dog in her yard until it gets hit in the bean by another errant shot.

[Ellsworth]

I'm tempted to just toss it off a bridge. Things name is geronimo so it's only fitting, right?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

My mother in law gave me 3 random golf balls that were hit into her yard. No lie. One has somebody else's initials in it.

She also asked if I would euthanize her 19 year old mutt for her tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be picking up the tab for that. I hate that dog but actually feel sorry for it. Should have been put down 2 years ago.

Time for some bourbon laced egg nog

NEED TO TAKE IT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS WITH A SHOTGUN AND A SHOVEL.

[AthensEagle]

This is one of those threads that reminds me why this is the best message board on the internet.